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Dear Google Users,
When you search for lion sex, just what is it that you’re looking for? And why do you think you’ll find it on my blog?
Every day, according to Google Analytics, I get many a hit from web trawlers looking for “lion sex” or “lions sex,” or other variations, including but not limited to: “angry lion,” “lion do sex,” “lion tribal,” “lion sex with lion,” “what can’t lion do.”
And you, yes you, in Norwalk, USA, who Googled, “How many times does a lion have sex?” what drives your curiosity? And you, from Glen Allen, USA, who Googled “black and white photo of a woman sitting by a lion,” why was it my archive from February 2007 that got your attention?
And you, who visited my blog for 13 minutes and 14 seconds from Cambodia, with the aim of learning “how to make a lot of money in development,” did my blog answer your question?
And you, “show me photos of Uganda city,” you left my blog quickly. Not what you were looking for? Yet, I have these photos. Or, “photos of Ugandan prisons,” there aren’t very many places on the Internet with such photos, yet you too left my blog
But, thank you, Scarlett Johansson, for your new album, which is boosting my reader statistics. Even though they Google you, they end up reading me.
And finally, you, “buying Viagra in Uganda,” sorry, but this lion sex is still waiting for a procurement contact.
Sincerely,
Scarlett Lion
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Feline senga. Haha.
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Of course now that you actually have those phrases on your blog, you’ll get even more hits.
Btw, that’s the best blog title I’ve seen in a long, long time.
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Tumwi- I’ve always wanted to be a senga… fyi about the state of my Luganda, at first I thought you were saying a word I now realize is mana… I guess both make sense in the context!
Michal- This was all a big ploy to bring the lion sex hunters to Uganda.
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You can be my senga. Apparently I need one.
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You realise you just made the situation worse?
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In my case, some unsettling searches that led to my blog included:
“how to be a hustler”
“sex in africa” (i get that one all the time)
“trading + one night stand”
“wealthy female uganda”
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Hey GG; on a totally unrelated topic.
every one in these little towns i happen to get lost in, wants to know if you- yes you- have a website where they can get your jewelry!
So, between me sending you my address so you can forward me more fabulous necklaces and earrings (for free this time).
Could you in the meantime be setting up a website, or getting into business with me. I will work on commission.
As a middle(man)
ciao
phoebe.
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Phoebe– Are you already in Italy?? How do you like it?? No website as of now, you have to get it from the source! I’ll let you know if or when one is coming…
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Work by other researchers has shown that oxytocin-sensitive cells in the brain play a role in the neural control of erectile responses, suggesting that Viagra and other similar medicines may actually be working via multiple channels. http://www.viagrathunder.com
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