That’s right. So yesterday I ran all around town getting my visa for Southern Sudan, airplane ticket to Juba, US dollars to pay for said visa, Western Union to get money from AP to pay for said plane ticket, etc.
And then this morning, all bright eyed and starry and ready to head off to Juba, I get a phone call.
Joseph Kony has diarrhea.
My life will be on hold until his intestinal difficulties clear up. And then I’ll leave for Juba on a moments’ notice.
They should give him some Immodium and a pen to sign the peace deal so I can take my photo. I have considered giving this advice to the Southern Sudanese government officials arranging all activities, but it’s damn hard to get a phone line to Juba. However, if I get through, I will agree to personally donate enough Immodium to get JoKo through the proceedings.




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Pernilla says:
Hi GG,
I couldn’t help ‘commenting’ on this one on my own blog. Hope JoKo gets ready for you to go to Sudan!
P
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— April 1, 2008 @ 10:09 am
Carlo says:
LOL!! I’m laughing so hard at this. And I’m also very envious of your job! I want it.
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— April 2, 2008 @ 6:32 am
DeTamble says:
JoKo? Finally, now we Australians can also say his name. Joseph Kony is much to long a name, but JoKo! Genius!
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— April 2, 2008 @ 10:20 pm
Amanii says:
Forget the immodium. Ship him some Cipro and jump on the red eye!
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— April 5, 2008 @ 12:35 am